Why men lies



One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above river,

his axe fell into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?”

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water,

and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down in the water and reappeared with a golden axe.

“Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, “No.”

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe.

“Is this your axe?”the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, “No.”

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.

“Is this your axe?”the Lord asked.

“Yes”, he replied.

The Lord was pleased with the man’s honesty and gave him all

three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the

riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him,

“Why are you crying?”

“Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!”

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.

“Is this your wife?” the Lord asked.

“Yes,” cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. “You lied! That is an untruth!”

The woodcutter fell to his knees and cried, “Oh, forgive me, Lord. It is

a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said ‘no’ to Jennifer Lopez, You

would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said ‘no’ to

her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said ‘yes,’ you would

have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take

care

of all three wives, and I love my wife such that I don’t want her to share

me with anyone, so THAT’S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez.”

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and

honourable reason, and for the benefit of others.. MOSTLY his wife!

That’s our story, and we’re sticking to it..

THE GUYS.


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